CHILDREN'S TOYS, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well pulled off one, folks! It seems like the betting world has taken a turn for the weird. A brand new site dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering odds on things like who will get the best nap or what color crayons little Timmy will choose. It's insane, right? Adults are losing their minds over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious!